I’m considerably more ‘chill’ today – admittedly was ticked off last night over that half-assed excuse of a crit from the SA.
And no. Normally, I don’t say half-assed – but I do think it applies here.
There were a lot of people who got some cabeza-de-vaca comments this morning. The rotten thing is that I agreed with some, and maybe there were a couple where I just didn’t understand the SA’s entheusiasm. There were stories in the contest where the writing was awesome… yet they got panned by SA. *Shakes head.*
A twittered about the SA’s harsh comments to Colleen and another agent. They defended SA, and basically said that people needed the tough love treatment to grow. I couldn’t disagree with that – dang it.
It should be interesting when the unveiling happens tomorrow morning.
I’m betting it’s a guy. Like Nathan.
Or it could be Janet, who was sick last week – which would explain SA’s slow start. But Janet doesn’t do fantasy, so it’s probably not her.
It could be a woman, simply because Colleen and other agent referred to SA as ’she’. Hmm.
All in all, I’m probably relieved that I essentially got disqualified (I didn’t hook the SA). I would be a nervous wreck tomorrow (for inexplicable reasons). Instead, I’m thinking about Tuesday when I might get rejection and feedback on partial.
Quakes!
*** Totally random, but watched a movie today – Bogeyman 2.
Blargh.
It was a stinking slasher flick. And I was stunned that they showed so much gore! And I knew exactly what was going on before we got halfway through the movie.
Here’s the plot w/spoilers:
1. Boy acts kinda weird about dark bathroom or hall. Parents are impatient. Little sister wakes up and watched her dad hacked to death by SOMEBODY. She finds brother, tells him the bogeyman DOES exist and she saw him kill daddy. They find their mom in bed – also hacked to death.
2. Kids grow up, they were in seperate assylums or something – I wasn’t really paying attention (eating mac and cheese). Girl happy to see brother, etc, etc. Finds out he’s going away to college or something (code: LEAVING HER), and she’s not so happy. Throws out ice cream. She has nightmare (brother has bogeyman slashing out of him or something), talks to brother, tells him that everything not ok she’s still freaked out by stuff. Next thing you know, she’s going to the assylum or program where HE spents some time getting adjusted and positve about stuff.
3. Meets a bunch of other kids at assylum group – they all are afraid of something: human contact, dark, gaining weight, a cutter (I’m not sure what she was afraid of), germs. Add to that the staff – psychiatrist who reminded me of somebody, doctor/director, and nurse.
4. General observation here – boys look like they were right out of Twilight, in that they were identical! They all had the same floppy hairdos and faces. The psyciatrist, bullemic, and main character who interchangable – in that they all had long blond hair. The cutter was different – cute, but then she reminded me of Kelly Osborne (and now I’m hankering to look the movie up on IMDB to see if she really was Kelly).
5, The movie turns into The Haunting, or House on Haunted Hill. It is an EXPERIMENT! Drawing together all of these kids who are afraid of SOMETHING. <- cliche and plot hole ridden, if you ask me.
6. Then the movie turns into a slasher, with the bogeyman (who apparently knows the kids enough to target their fears) killing them off one by one in the most gruesome way possible.
a. Kid who was afraid of the dark was locked in the dark until the bogeyman got him and apparently put his body in the elevator shaft, where it would be chopped in half (I still didn’t understand how that’d happen, considering he was found hanging upside down insdie the elevator. He was hanging from SOMETHING Yanno?).
b. Germphobe freaks out when he finds cockroaches in his munchie bag, and he in fact crunched on a cockroach before realizing it. He rightfully goes into a panic and tries washing his mouth out with water – only all the water bottles in his fridge are empty. Bogeyman walks in the room and rolls a bottle of green liquid at the kid. He’s clearly freaked out, but the need to wash out wins. He grabs the bottle and chugs. Only it’s acid… I think. Dead boy.
c. Nurse and Director/Doctor sort of go next… sort of. Down in the basement where they went to power up the computers and phones… or something. The nurse is slashed to death… I think. Doctor is electricuted to death – you presume.
d. Cutter girl is strapped to her bed, and has maggots crawling into her many cuts and sores. She has a knife left on her, and instead of using it to cut herself free, she uses it shred her own arms trying to get the maggots out. Okay…. her body disapears, so we can only assume the maggots ate her, cleaned up all the blood, and flew away. z]
e. agoraphobic kid is attacked next. Because he’s afraid of opening up to people or whatever… bogeyman slashes him open and removes his heart while he’s still alive. Yucko.
f. bullemic girl is attached to a feeding tube and it force fed until she bursts – all over the main character.
g. phychiatrist is slashed in the back and has hyperdermic needles jammed into his eyes.
h. main character is left alone to face the bogeyman – which is her biggest fear.
* Like I said. Slasher flick, and a particularly disgusting, revolting, and yucko-uckety one at that.
7. The reason why I suspected there was something going on with the brother is simply – he was mia when the parents were killed, and we were never given his side of the story. Also, he knew all of the other kids at the hospital or group or whatever. He knew about all of their fears. And another reason why I started believing it was the brother? I’ve watched other slasher flicks. It is never something ’supernatural’. It usually is somebody very close to the main character. Usually, it’s the guy the main character has sex with before realizing he killed all her friends (Scream), but it can be relatives as well. It is the ultimate fear factor, because you automatically trust people closest to you. It’’s that much harder to notice when things aren’t exactly right.
That, and – I’m sure other people who grew up sharing bedrooms with sibling had those wacky fears about waking up and finding a sister standing next to the bed – viciously sleepwalking with a kitchen knife. :O
8. End of story – the bogeyman’s mask is yanked off, and it is MC’s wacky older brother. The movie tried to fuzzy the lines about whether he was the one who killed his parents or not, but here’s my take:
He has psychotic flashes, and always has. He killed his parents during a psychotic moment. When his sister found him and went on about the bogeyman, he shifted all the blame onto the bogeyman rather than face the horror (he felt) over killing his own parents. He didn’t do it. Bogeyman did it.
The psychiatrist may or may not have suspected this was the case – because there were other cases he was working on. That part totally confused me. He put MC’s brother into a dark closet and forced him to face his fears. When the brother came out of the closet, he was supposedly cured – but in reality he had accepted that other part of him. Maybe in a psychotic way he let the bogeyman take over.
I’m still not sure about why he preyed on his sister when she went back to the hospital… unless it had something to do with him forcing her to face her fears. He had some crazybutt theory he was helping her. *I might check it out on the IMDB boards later* He was definitely doing some psychotic weaving when the mask was yanked off. Like he was sort of her brother again, and trying to make things better and calm her down. When he put the mask on again, that symbolized him going back to being baddass evil and slashing everyone – even his sister to death.
Ooh. I just thought of something too.
Maybe he DID think he was helping her, only in he offered her a way to feel like it was over and she had killed the bogeyman. She wasn’t supposed to find out that the person whose head she chopped off was really the doctor (who somehow survived being fried by the sparking high voltage wire in water trick). She was supposed to go back to her life and never look back (her brother was the bogeyman, but she’d somehow chopped his head off with a giant pair of scissors, the end).
He’d sent her to the hospital group, because probably he wanted to take revenge on everyone there for his ordeal, and it was the perfect playground to set up her ‘Kill the Bogeyman’ final act. And he didn’t have to be killed himself, of course. She wasn’t supposed to find that out though…
*interesting*
Actually – if you cut out a LOT OF THE OOKY BLOOD/GORE/MAGGOTS/BURSTING BLOOD SPLATTERING BODIES, etc it was one of those movies I actually love.